30 November 2007
I have to be the bearer of sad news. Remember Ania? She passed away over the weekend. She accidentally fell off a building 12 stories and died. it's shocking and so sad. Thought you might like to know.
Apparently she was at her school in Philly, on top of the building at a small party. She went to lean against a wall or divider of some sort and it gave way, and she fell off the building. That is all I know at this point. it's just so crazy."
- Jess, 12.03.07
29 November 2007
1) This is the extent of my ornitholigical abilities. If I look at a crow and I think, "wow, that's a big fucking crow," then it's probably a raven.
2) I like crows and ravens. They're crafty, intelligent, and they mock us from telephone poles. They use tools. But last week I was walking through a parking lot and a bas-ass looking raven had a piece of pizza. He was making all those raven squack noises that are the bird world equivalent of "Bitch! Bitch! Fuck all you bitches!" A seagull came up and said, I'm a motherfucking seagull and I'm going to take your pizza. And when the seagull flew off with the pizza, I looked at the raven and said, "Pussy."
3) How badass is it when your group is called a murder? A murder of crows. Makes up a little for getting bitch-slapped by a seagull.
4) I also like ravens because when they walk, it looks like they have a big turd in their pants.